Humor
Stuff we think is funny. Not particularly redneck oriented.
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My favorite rifle and ammo store, in Laramie, is also a convenience store and gas station. They advertise their fishing gear to death, but I prefer the stuff that goes bang.
Anyway, I was finally able to get a Leupold scope for one of my rifles. On the way to work (when I was still on the night shift at Lowe's in Cheyenne), I stopped by to have them mount my scope.
I had my business taken care of, and I was back outside, putting my rifle in the trunk of my car, when a complete stranger pulls up next to me - presumably on his way to get gas - and rolls down his window. He then says to me, "You're not going to go 'postal' are you? If you are, we can go down to the next station."
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I finally got a new addition for this page, from one of my sisters-in-law in Alaska. She says:
"It takes at least two old vehicles in the yard to make you look like a redneck. But only one toilet."
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While thumbing through my Cabela's catalog, the other day, I was in the section where they have the cammo bed sheets listed. I happened on a new twist to an old game.
If you purchased the cammo crib sheets, and bought the cammo onsies for your child, it would give a whole new meaning to "Where's the Baby?".
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In the warehouse where I work, a pallette of boxes was attracting a lot of attention. It had been wrapped in plastic, and a sign written on it which read, "This pallette needs to be cleaned." On closer inspection, the onlookers could see traces of cat urine and feces on the boxes. The pallette was stacked with boxes of toilets. I commented, "We know it was a smart cat!" One of the other guys gave me a look and asked, "How do you figure?" "Well," I said, "when it had to go it found a toilet." Another guy said, "Yeah, and when that one didn't work, it tried another!"
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Our son David works at a local construction company as an office assistant. He has brought home some great stories. I'll share a few with you:
One of the workers in the office speaks in a rather mumbly, fast voice. My son has christened him "the Swedish chipmunk" because of how he talks. One day he came in and mumbled something at David, who stood there with an incredulous look on his face. When the man finished, David said, "Do you come with subtitles?"
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The office radio was playing a song by Chris La Dieu. It had a line in it about everyone thinking he was crazy for playing his guitar and singing all the time. Just then David's boss walked in. He heard who was singing and said, "I used to know that guy. Nice guy! Little bit crazy though, just sat around playing his guitar and singing all the time!"
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http://www.dixie-trailer-trash.com/ - The crazy, the trashy, and the stupid. Just a little break from life to laugh at the stupid things people do.